this is the twenty-first century and the fact that there are over 7.2 billion people in the world and not one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is sort of unacceptable
(via itslikeamericabutsouth)
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
(via grin-of-impetuous-youth)

